Scooter For President

I think my youngest and (arguably) slightly retarded cat, Scooter, is as equally deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize as Landmark Legal Foundation's unsolicited nominee, Rush Limbaugh.

Don't take my word for it, though. By slightly tweaking Landmark's nomination letter, we can see clearly that Scooter's contributions are every bit as true and meaningful as those attributed to Limbaugh.

Dear Mr Mjos:

Landmark Legal Foundation Think, Dammit! herewith submits the name of Rush Limbaugh Scooter as an unsolicited nomination for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize.

We are offering this nomination for Mr. Limbaugh's Scooter's nearly two decades years of tireless efforts to promote liberty, equality and opportunity for all mankind, regardless of race, creed, economic stratum or national origin. We fervently believe that these are the only real cornerstones of just and lasting peace throughout the world.

Rush Limbaugh Scooter is a nationally syndicated radio talk show host in the United States and one of the most popular broadcasters in the world cat. His daily radio show is heard on more than 600 radio stations in the United States and around the world He eats and sleeps. For 18 2 years he has used his show to become the foremost advocate for freedom and democracy in the world today eaten and slept. Everyday he gives voice to the values of democratic governance, individual opportunity and the just, equal application of the rule of law -- and it is fitting the Nobel Committee recognize the power of these ideals to build a truly peaceful world for future generations.

Thank you for your thoughtful and serious consideration of this nomination. Should you require additional information, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Sincerely,
Think, Dammit!

Isn't Scooter brilliant? Next month I'm nominating him to be the 2008 Republican presidential candidate. Scooter '08!