Thursday, February 01, 2007

Scooter For President

I think my youngest and (arguably) slightly retarded cat, Scooter, is as equally deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize as Landmark Legal Foundation's unsolicited nominee, Rush Limbaugh.

Don't take my word for it, though. By slightly tweaking Landmark's nomination letter, we can see clearly that Scooter's contributions are every bit as true and meaningful as those attributed to Limbaugh.
Dear Mr Mjos:

Landmark Legal Foundation Think, Dammit! herewith submits the name of Rush Limbaugh Scooter as an unsolicited nomination for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize.

We are offering this nomination for Mr. Limbaugh's Scooter's nearly two decades years of tireless efforts to promote liberty, equality and opportunity for all mankind, regardless of race, creed, economic stratum or national origin. We fervently believe that these are the only real cornerstones of just and lasting peace throughout the world.

Rush Limbaugh Scooter is a nationally syndicated radio talk show host in the United States and one of the most popular broadcasters in the world cat. His daily radio show is heard on more than 600 radio stations in the United States and around the world He eats and sleeps. For 18 2 years he has used his show to become the foremost advocate for freedom and democracy in the world today eaten and slept. Everyday he gives voice to the values of democratic governance, individual opportunity and the just, equal application of the rule of law -- and it is fitting the Nobel Committee recognize the power of these ideals to build a truly peaceful world for future generations.

Thank you for your thoughtful and serious consideration of this nomination. Should you require additional information, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Sincerely,
Think, Dammit!
Isn't Scooter brilliant? Next month I'm nominating him to be the 2008 Republican presidential candidate. Scooter '08!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO Better get your awards self ready in your house... Scooter sounds like the best choice between the two, unless, of course the judges need to score some vicoden, then Rush will win hands down.

On a serious note, I want to pay tribute to Molly Ivans the liberal columnist who passed away yesterday. Mooly's columns could make me so mad I would throw the paper across the room and talk to myself sometimes and others make me laugh to I had tears, no matter which, every Wednesday when her column hit my paper I was sure to read. She was a die hard Democrat and I'm almost sure if Gingus Kahn and Joseph Stalin had run on the democratic ticket she would have said " Well, they have some small racial and anger management issues, but I believe they can strengthen and unify this country." She gave Republicans and big corporations hell and when her beloved Democrats fell out of line she gave them a piece of her mind too. Love her or hate her she one of the best at her job and she will be greatly missed.

Matthew

7:28 PM, February 01, 2007  
Blogger Logic101 said...

That is a a very nice tribute. I read that she'd died but I am not too familiar with her work. It sounds like she was quite a character. Especially the giving Republicans and big corporations hell part. :-)

9:52 PM, February 01, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea, you would have really liked her. If you get a chance sometime Google her and read some of her columns... she was a funny as she was deadly. One column she wrote here a couple years ago on George W.'s intelligence she basiclly said you had to wonder just how high Dubyas( her nickname for George) IQ must be to state publicly that using embryos for stem cell reserch is murder but the death of 40,000 civilians in Iraq is the birth of democracy. LOL

10:22 PM, February 01, 2007  

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