Observations
- The embarrassment of realizing, 2 miles down the road, that you've left the bar without paying your tab is surpassed only by the relief you feel when you discover, upon returning, that your cocktail waitress never noticed you left.
- You can be forced by your husband to watch Braveheart 16 times and still manage to cleverly avoid ever seeing William Wallace's evisceration.
- The children's menu at Chili's is WAY BETTER than the children's menu at Applebees (so sayeth Ryan).
posted by Logic101 at 1/27/2007 09:20:00 PM
2 Comments:
For Ryan: The week before the super bowl, a 3rd grade teacher told her class that she was a Colts' fan and asked the class who else there was a Colt fan. All the kids wanted to be in her good grace, so all but one raised their hands and said they also were Colts' fans. Ryan was the only kid in the class who did not raise his hand and the teacher asked him what made him a Chicago Bear fan. He said that his mother was a Bear fan and his father was a Bear fan and that made him a Bear fan, too. The teacher told him that was not a good reason to back the Bears and asked him if his father was a moron and his mother was an idiot, what would that make him? Without hesitating Ryan answered, "a Colts' fan!!" Go Bears! Love, Grandma
LOL -- That's a great one! I'll share this with Ry when he comes back inside. Daaaaaa Bearrrrrs. :-)
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