Goodbye, Texas

I know, I know... it's not me, it's you. You're just not at a place in your life where you feel like you can commit. I understand -- you have issues. And the truth is, Texas, if you're not happy with me, I could never be happy with you. That whole "preserve the Union" thing Lincoln pushed us into is a quaint, outdated notion. Go... be free.

Do your thing.

I wish you all the best.