Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Mississippi

Obama wins.

Congratulations to the newest state that doesn't count! Predictably, Mississippi has a few flaws:
  • Too southern
  • Too poor
  • Too small
  • Too black
We're still feeing very, very honored that it participated in the democratic process, however, so we're choosing to focus on the positive:
  • It's probably not muslim as far as we know.
  • Although it's not experienced enough to be a state, it's definitely qualified to be a territory or even a colony.
  • It promptly apologized for calling Georgia a mean name.
Way to go, Miss Issippi!
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