Where's My Jolt?

One of my favorite astrologers, Penny Thornton, has offered up this forecast for next week:

Are you feeling excited for no apparent reason, or are the butterflies fluttering in your tummy? No surprise if you are experiencing some strange sensations: Jupiter and Uranus are poised to meet early next week with the intention of jolting you out of a comfortable little rut. You are more than ready for more stimulating company and it is time that you altered a pattern of life that has been stifling your creativity. Perhaps you had given up on a situation believing it would never happen but suddenly the wind has changed and your dearest wish could be about to be granted. October is a period of positive change, and it may all begin with a phone call, an email or an accidental meeting.

Lightening strikes.

I've read a thousand fabulous horrorscopes that didn't materialize but I'm willing to suspend disbelief this week if it means I get to enjoy the anticipation of being jolted out of my rut. Never have I needed jolting more.

(Special request to The Universe: No death, dismemberment, or job loss, please.)