Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Nuttier Than a Fruitcake

Pat Robertson has finished losing his mind.
In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted hoped Tuesday that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.


1 Comments:

Blogger fishhead said...

The Fish Head predicts that in 2007 Pat Robertson's brain will be discovered in a canopic jar buried under a rock in Heliopolis. Mr. Robertson's behavior will be unaffected by the discovery.

7:36 PM, January 03, 2007  

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