The "I'm Too Weak To Get Out Of Bed" Diet

I can summarize the experience of this week in 11 words: I will never again say flu shots are for old people.

If it weren't for the kindness of family members dropping by the bedroom with tea and toast I would probably starve to death. On the other hand, they are depriving me of the surest way to a Nicole Kidman stick figure physique (I've already achieved the pasty white complexion).